When it comes to driving, it is quite easy to just get in the car, turn the key and start. But wait! there are rules for being on the road! At first it’ll appear ridiculous and unreasonable, but the more I talk, the more rational it’ll appear. The first Rule is to make sure that you irritate the other drivers as much as possible, you will hear people honking at you, think you are doing something wrong? No, they are applauding you and it means to keep up the hard work! The best thing is to never ever use your blinkers, because if the other drivers are paying attention then there is no point in wasting your precious battery! The signs that say “speed limit 35” are just a suggestion, and if you think about it 35 would be the limit, so really you can go anything from 0-35! And what have you learned from officers of the law? Always drive safe, so staying under what the signs say are always the goal. When you reach what is called a “four way stop,” always be the nice guy and let the others go first, and if they don't go, after you have insisted, just tap on the gas pedal to get them going. When the light turns green, try to wait as long as possible before going, or even try to start off as slow as possible. When reaching what is commonly called “rush hour” always and i mean always, try to get the biggest back up of cars possible, because no one ever has somewhere to go, i mean if they did, wouldn't they already be there? When you see someone you think you know, act like the most annoying person in the world, because you want that person to know not only that you care, but that looking like an idiot means nothing to you. And when someone isn’t going as fast as you think they should be going, ride that tailgate like there is no tomorrow! Because your opinion deserves to be heard. When it comes to driving, there are rules that apply to other situations than just the road, for instance the rules of parking. When using the stal